“white lady, bloody or faceless, is said to haunt the road at night, appearing in the backseats of taxis, seen in rearview mirrors. Some say she was raped and killed by a taxi driver, others say Japanese soldiers raped her during World War II. Motorists are advised to take alternate routes at night. If passing the road is unavoidable, there are several precautions: Make sure the backseat is fully occupied, don’t look back and don’t look in the mirrors…“

Scary!!!

A woman journalizes the night musings of her sleeping husband.

I love:

“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”

“Well that’s just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit.”

“I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum.”

“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for…. done for.”

hahahahaha!!!