Busted a gut when I saw this:
For those not in the know, I recommend googling lemonparty.org instead of visiting the site.
Archive for the ‘browsing’ Category
We get it… You’re the only one keeping the Leaning Tower of Pisa up…
In browsing on April 9, 2010 at 7:54 am
Top 10 Scariest Spots in Metro Manila
In browsing on February 21, 2010 at 10:21 pm“white lady, bloody or faceless, is said to haunt the road at night, appearing in the backseats of taxis, seen in rearview mirrors. Some say she was raped and killed by a taxi driver, others say Japanese soldiers raped her during World War II. Motorists are advised to take alternate routes at night. If passing the road is unavoidable, there are several precautions: Make sure the backseat is fully occupied, don’t look back and don’t look in the mirrors…“
My favorite new website
In browsing on February 14, 2010 at 9:38 pmPicture from Dwell magazine + snarky caption = hilarious!
Tonight will be the biggest and brightest full moon of 2010
In browsing, ramblings on January 29, 2010 at 2:57 pmTonight’s full moon will be the biggest and brightest full moon of the year. It offers anyone with clear skies an opportunity to identify easy-to-see features on the moon.
This being the first full moon of 2010, it is also known as the wolf moon, a moniker dating back to Native American culture and the notion that hungry wolves howled at the full moon on cold winter nights.
If you want to take full advantage of this moon’s powers, I recommend wearing your Three Wolf Moon Shirt tonight. The shirt’s powers ought to be magnified even more than usual.
No this is not like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed
In browsing on January 22, 2010 at 6:43 pmMSNBC reports on Holiday Inn’s contribution to lame-ass business ideas.
What idea? Human bed-warmers.
Said “warmer” will lay on your hotel bed and leave the bed before you lay on it.
Huh? This can’t be real, right?
Sleep Talkin’ Man
In browsing on January 8, 2010 at 11:48 amA woman journalizes the night musings of her sleeping husband.
I love:
“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”
“Well that’s just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit.”
“I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum.”
“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for…. done for.”
hahahahaha!!!
