A woman journalizes the night musings of her sleeping husband.

I love:

“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”

“Well that’s just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit.”

“I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum.”

“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for…. done for.”

hahahahaha!!!