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Archive for January, 2010

Tonight will be the biggest and brightest full moon of 2010

In browsing, ramblings on January 29, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Tonight’s full moon will be the biggest and brightest full moon of the year. It offers anyone with clear skies an opportunity to identify easy-to-see features on the moon.

This being the first full moon of 2010, it is also known as the wolf moon, a moniker dating back to Native American culture and the notion that hungry wolves howled at the full moon on cold winter nights.

If you want to take full advantage of this moon’s powers, I recommend wearing your Three Wolf Moon Shirt tonight. The shirt’s powers ought to be magnified even more than usual.

When is holy water not holy?

In browsing on January 25, 2010 at 9:30 am

My guess is when it hurts.

No this is not like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed

In browsing on January 22, 2010 at 6:43 pm

MSNBC reports on Holiday Inn’s contribution to lame-ass business ideas.

What idea? Human bed-warmers.

Said “warmer” will lay on your hotel bed and leave the bed before you lay on it.

Huh? This can’t be real, right?

Jimmy Fallon is doing the best Pants On the Ground cover

In faves, videos on January 18, 2010 at 10:36 am

Better than the original, wouldn’t you say?

5 reasons to like Jimmy Fallon’s show

In ramblings on January 10, 2010 at 12:47 pm

The show’s premiere week was brutally unwatchable.

But, the writers and the producers have worked hard at tuning the show to work for Jimmy’s style and I’m glad to say the show is really rockin now.

I think what they’ve done well is integrate the Roots into the comedy bits very effectively.

Example:

1. The Roots Audience Improvisation

I wish this staple of every improvisational comedy troupe was performed more often on the show. It cracks me up every time.

2. Slow Jam the News

Sometimes the day’s news can’t be joked about. Here’s a suggestion, Jimmy. Slow Jam the News.

3. Thank You Notes

“Thank you, NBC, for announcing that Jay Leno will be moving back to 11:30. It’ll be interesting to see how Jay and Conan do against Dave and how we do against the Perfect Push Up infomercial.”

4. Shout Outs

“I gotta give a shout out to mitochondria. It’s the powerhouse of the cell!”

5. Audience Ipod Playlists

Occasionally there’s an electronics recycling drive and the audience turns in computers, cellphones, and ipods. Jimmy notices a few weird playlists.

“Mark Davidson. On your ipod I see you have Bebop Swing, New Jack Swing, 50′s Swing…and then you have this last one… Swings Both Ways.”

Sleep Talkin’ Man

In browsing on January 8, 2010 at 11:48 am

A woman journalizes the night musings of her sleeping husband.

I love:

“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”

“Well that’s just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit.”

“I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum.”

“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for…. done for.”

hahahahaha!!!