9 Dec
Blago arrested. Second City on the ball.
“We know we have to deal with it,” says Second City vice-president Kelly Leonard. “The director, Matt Hovde, is rehearsing the cast today. We’ll have the governor in by Sunday.”
22 Nov
Scientists can regenerate a Mammoth for $10 million; Never saw the movie.
“If the genome of an extinct species can be reconstructed, biologists can work out the exact DNA differences with the genome of its nearest living relative. There are talks on how to modify the DNA in an elephant’s egg so that after each round of changes it would progressively resemble the DNA in a mammoth egg. The final-stage egg could then be brought to term in an elephant mother, and mammoths might once again roam the Siberian steppes…”
Haven’t we seen this already?
21 Nov
Handblown glass ornament waters your plant for you.
Aqua Globes claims to automatically water your houseplants for up to two weeks. I need this! It’ll aid me in my ultimate goal of having houseplants without the responsibilities of keeping them alive.
18 Nov
If you can’t summon the strength to pick up a phone,
Domino’s Pizza can now be ordered through your Tivo remote.
Set up a dominos.com username and password and whenever a Domino’s Pizza commercial appears on TV, you can place your order.
